Biden Kicks Off New Bridge in New Jersey: As One Commuter Said, If You’re on the Train, and They Say Portal Bridge, You Know You Better Make Other Plans!

Rita Panahi feels Joe Biden was utterly humiliated by an Australian news anchor after he claimed “computers” could talk. Don’t google “computers” and “talk” though, that might make this nothing burger seem even more imaginary.

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Joe Biden was “ordered” by Sky News Australia’s punching bag Rita Panahi to go to a “retirement home” and take it easy after saying “computer” instead of “commuter” during a speech at a rally in the state of New Jersey on Monday.

In a bizarre moment, President Biden appears to say: “As one computer said, if you’re on the train, and they say Portal Bridge, you know you better make other plans!” – Gosh! What could he possibly mean by this line in the middle of a speech about the launching of a new Portal Bridge North set to replace a rapidly deteriorating 100 year old bridge? It’s just so impossible to figure out what he is saying, jeez it’s so hard to decipher.

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Nonetheless, the “incomprehensible” speech word from Mr. Biden sparked raucous laughter live on air from the Aussie hosts who appeared astounded and speechless at Mr. Biden’s comments. No, that dumbfounded blank stare is just how they look. Can’t use up all their energy until someone tells them what to feel first.

Perplexed by the footage, Ms. Panahi “slammed” Biden by pretending his misspeak was completely incomprehensible: “I’ve got nothing! Let’s leave that to one side and see what else the president said this week!” Now, we know she’s completely full of shit because the crowd claiming Biden is senile and unfit are desperate to make anything he say seem like random babel, but would anyone really be surprised if she couldn’t figure out what he could possibly mean while talking about people who travel by train?

She went on to “tear” further into Mr. Biden as she showed another clip of the President mumbling and unable to get his words out clearly at different rally.

Mr. Biden can be heard discussing what appears to be childcare issues but his speech is inaudible in places and tails off around key details.

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In response, Ms. Panahi slammed: “This man needs a retirement home and a warm bowl of soup! Not access to the nuclear codes!” Instead the nuclear launch codes should be in the hands of a fascistic megalomaniac who is just as old and speaks forever but says nothing.

She went on to ignorantly assert that when Biden “is not making a fool of himself misreading autocue” he is making “utterly incomprehensible decisions” which she claimed further weaken the US. Because as we all know Australia hates the nuclear submarine deal that Biden negotiated to help Australia better protect its citizens and fend off an encroaching China.

And in what an insecure middle-schooler would consider a scathing conclusion, Ms. Panahi whined: “The man is in need of a lay down, a pudding, time with his grandchildren.”

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“He has no business being in the White House!” That’s a privilege reserved for only the vilest anti-American con men who only want to sell out their country to build a big tower in authoritarian dictatorships.

The latest gaffe follows a similar moment during a speech in Illinois about vaccinations in the USA last month where President Biden branded female Chicago Mayor Lori Lightfoot ‘Mister’. Something conservatives only like when it’s done maliciously.

While later on, the President of the United States confused a television for a telephone when he told viewers about a conversation he had with a hospital worker, he said: “Last night I was on the television, on television… I was on the telephone with a person at an emergency hospital ward.” This is sign of super serious mental illness. We can tell because only the most severely mentally ill people misspeak more than four times in a year. No one ever forgets the word they’re looking for in the middle of a sentence, uses a wrong word that’s phonetically similar, or mispronounces a word. Nope, it’s only the most mentally deficient people, right?  

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